Wednesday, May 2, 2012

A Tanervention

Have you heard about the woman in New Jersey who was arrested New Jersey for bringing her daughter to the tanning booth?  

If you haven't heard about it you can read the article here.

The article uses words such as "tanning devotee" and "well-bronzed."  But I will let you be the judge. 

Here's a mother/daughter shot. 

Now I assure you the color setting on your computer is not wrong... This ladies skin is in fact an orange-ish black. I have never seen this particular color before... 
Does this woman thinks that she looks attractive?
I think she looks deep fried.
Or like she fell into a big vat of wood stain. 
Or like she lives on the sun.
Or like Magda in Something About Mary. 

Maybe she wishes she was an Oscar Meyer wiener.
Or is trying to get a job in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. 
Or trying to look like a purse. 

One thing is for sure suddenly I want to snap into a Slim Jim. 

Snooki has reportedly called his woman "crazy."  What do you think???? 


Katelin said...

she is seriously terrifying looking, eek.

Casey said...

First I heard this story on the radio this morning, but then I saw the same freaking article. I about died when I saw that woman! All I kept saying, was I think she is white? Tears were in my eyes. Thank you for letting me relive it!

Jazmine said...

I'm Hispanic and naturally tan and that lady looks like she dipped herself in brown paint lol gross.

Casey said...

SO I commented without actually reading your full post, I just did and "like a vat of wood stain" made me about pee my pants. BAHAHAHA!

Ashlee :) said...

I read this article and watched the video on Yahoo today. What I am confused by, is her mugshot she actually looked white?!?! Her face didn't have all the brown crap on it. So weird. People amaze me every day. LOL!

Kristin said...

OMG that is absolutely horrifying! She looks like she dipped herself in a bucket of oil!

Beth Ann said...

I saw her on the Today Show this morning. SCARY.

Angie said...

Oh wow, I hadn't heard or saw this story. It's really sad that anyone feels like they need to tan that much to be pretty to start with. I'm sure in her warped sense of mind she thinks she looks good but I'm with everyone else, she looks scary!

Micah said...

I think she looks terrible. And if you try to look past the "deep tan," I think she might actually be an attractive woman.

I'm fine staying pasty. I may not be beautiful, but I look better than this.

Jodi said...

When I saw her on the news I was in shock. It is so scary that her skin could actually turn that color. She needs some help. Ugh!

bonbon said...

Wow that is awful! I can't believe it's real! There's so much in this world I don't understand. And I loved your pictures in the post below- especially the one with the guy and the hat. HA! Love your sense of humor, I look forward to sticking around!

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