Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Blaze of glory.

This morning started out like any other morning. 
I arrived at work.
Got a fresh cup of coffee.
Plugged my iPod in.
Checked my voice mails.
Checked my emails. 
Opened my blogger feed and started to catch up on my readings.

I noticed that a bunch of my favorites were participating in a link up called "What's your doppelgnger?" put on by Raven. Basically you find what your celebrity look-a-like is and post it. Seriously I have been laughing all morning long.  I used this site to find out who I look like. 

And because I always do what the cool kids do, I decided to participate... Check out my pic! Totally multitasking. 

1. My first match is Karolina Kurkova... This is no surpirse because people are always telling me I look like a Victoria Secret Angel. 
2. Rachel McAdams...Does this mean I could totally date Ryan Gosling?! 
3. Alexis Bledel... Honestly I had to google her to find out who she was. I have nothing funny to say about this other then I have seen Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.
4. Pat Benatar... I do love some Rock and Roll. 
5. Jon Bon Jovi... WAIT WHAT?!?!?!?! 

Jon Bon Jovi? The man who's music I love so much?! 
Then the wheels started turning.

(my thinking face)

Could it be possible that I could be Jon Bon Jovi's long lost daughter? Is my mother hiding a huge secret? Did she promise Jon Bon Jovi heaven and put him through hell?
Did she give love a bad name? 
Naturally I texted her demanding a response. 

Me: Mother, you have some explaining to do. I did a celebrity look-a-like thing and I look like Jon Bon Jovi. Did you guys ever hook up?
Mom: Are you working today? I hear it's going to be 100 degrees by this weekend. What are your plans? 
Me: Are you avoiding my question? 
Mom: Are you avoiding my questions? 
Me: Mom there is no where to run. Nothing you can do the damage has been done. 
Mom: That was always my favorite song by him.

Was that a clue!?!!??! 
She was not going to give me the answers I was looking for... 
Probably thought I would be upset or maybe even Runaway. 

Here's is the evidence I have collected. 

We lived 1hr and 15 mins from each other. 

He is also a New York Giants fan. 

Last piece I have collected just might be the best piece I have... 



Victoria said...


Youre totally the long lost prodigy of JBJ. I love it!!! I also love your mom's responses... baahahahahaa

As always, Court, you put a smile on my face :)


Page Twenty-Two said...

I am legit dying right now!! "Did your mom give love a bad name?" HAHA that is fantastic! For the record, I can see the Rachel McAdams....and if you get a date with Gosling PLEASE tell him to call me:)

Ashlee :) said...

OMG!! This has been the BEST post I've read all day!!! I had to read it out loud to my co-worker. Sounds like your mom has got some 'splainin' to do!!!! LOL!

Ryan said...

This made me giggle a ridiculous amount.

Melissa said...

Hilarious! I found you through Raven's link up and Bon Jovi is one of the best matchups I've seen yet.

New follower!

Amber said...

Love this!!! Def following you now... you're blog looks like so much fun AND you have amazing taste in music :)

Amy said...

Hahaha this is hilarious. I see the resemblance, totally got some rocker genes in you!

Jodi said...

If he is your father can you hook me up with front row seats next time he comes to Boston!?

Lovers, Saints & Sailors said...

OK, this entire thing was brilliant. BRILLIANT I say!

Casey said...

This is amazing. Jon Bon Jovi is your dad. Fantastic news. I did my doppleganger. Not fantastic news. Apparently I look like a bald man. And Nick Nolte. I hated this. Thank you for ruining my day :)

Angie said...

Ha Ha- You crack me up!
I love Jon Bon Jovi :)

shay said...

omg this post was hilarious!
i LOVE bon jovi (being a jersey girl, how can you not)

i totally think you might be his long lost daughter! hahaha!

PrettyRiot said...

This is hilarious!